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Democrat Convention Schedule
Saturday, 27 August  2016

 
11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
 
2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
 
4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
 
4:15 PM on "Being the Real You"
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner
 
4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a
public Servant and claim to be broke"
Hillary Clinton
 
4:45 PM
“How to have a successful career
without ever having a job, and
still avoid paying taxes!”
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
 
5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to
Army deserter Bo Berghdal
Baltimore Looters
 
5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and
Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
 
5:45 PM
Tribute to All of the 57 States
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi
 
6:00 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology
"Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"
 
7:30 PM
Announcement of VP Nominee
Chris Stevens, with a quick rebuttal and
withdrawal when Hillary realizes he’s
someone she got killed in Benghazi
 
8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as
"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"
 
9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
the Washington Post and the New York Times
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
 
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters
still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
 
9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar -
"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"
Hillary Clinton
 
10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.
 
10:30 PM
Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the
White Flag to Afghanistan, Russia, and ISIS.
 
11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in A
Cabinet Post and How to Pretend
It's No Big Deal"
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
 
11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews


See you on the 27th!!! 

 

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